STICKY November 14 2009, 00:07:40 #1 [4 Agree] [0 Spam] [-3 Troll] [Saged x 2] [Ignore]
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January 24 2010, 00:09:27 #1122 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]
New about page: http://m.essag.es/index.php?mode=static&page=about (linked in the footer)
February 3 2010, 09:32:53 #1238 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]
Moderation voting is temporarily broken.
February 3 2010, 23:38:24 #1257 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]
Moderation is fixed & we've changed to Y/N over +/- for moderation... the plus/minus system was confusing.
February 3 2010, 17:27:58 #1249 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll] [Saged x 1] [Ignore]
so my roommate for next year just changed his desktop image to a picture of a rainbow, unicorn, and fabio.. an image that he created himself..
messengers, should i be concerned?
tl;dr roommate for next year may be gay. wat do?
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February 8 2010, 13:15:02 #1271 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]
It's actually very presumptuous to assume that, just because someone of your sex is gay, they are now attracted to you and will probably act on it.
Are you attracted to every single specimen of your preferred gender? Every single body type from morbidly obese to skeletal and anorexic? Every single personality, or lack thereof? Every ethnicity? Every age?
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February 8 2010, 16:35:38 #1272 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]
OP here. i understand that people arent attracted to everyone of the same gender they are attracted to..
but the problem is a lot of gay guys find me attractive and think im gay.
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February 8 2010, 17:07:21 #1273 [-1 Agree] [1 Spam] [1 Troll]
Y'all niggas postin' in a troll thread
February 6 2010, 07:45:15 #1263 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll] [Ignore]
http://news.discovery.com/space/diamond-meteorite-space.html
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February 6 2010, 12:11:26 #1265 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]
I wonder how long before we go to space for them...
January 24 2010, 17:56:26 #1130 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll] [Ignore]
Would you want to die alone or with other people present? Why?
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February 3 2010, 12:26:24 #1244 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]
On an unrelated note: Kate Beaton is awesome.
http://horribleville.com/d/20081116.html
February 5 2010, 17:06:37 #1260 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll] [Ignore]
What are your idealistic and realistic political views?
Mine are:
Idealistic: Voluntaryist
Realistic: Libertarian
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February 2 2010, 16:39:27 #1230 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll] [Ignore]
What the fuck is with Australia? Do they just fucking hate freedom?
http://www.news.com.au/technology/south-australian-state-government-gags-internet-debate/story-e6frfro0-1225825750956
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February 3 2010, 23:18:52 #1255 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]
wait, what is this law on female ejaculation pr0n
February 3 2010, 23:35:36 #1256 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]
http://forth.ie/index.php/content/article/forget_the_breasts_this_is_serious/20100203/
http://www.theweek.com/article/index/105766/Australias_small_breast_ban
February 4 2010, 17:05:01 #1259 [1 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]
The female ejaculation thing really pisses me off because they aren't even banning the right thing. They think that it is pee, but it totally isn't.
November 21 2009, 06:32:55 #170 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll] [Saged x 1] [Ignore]
ITT: answer the last question and provide a new one.
How old are you?
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February 3 2010, 10:50:38 #1241 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]
So this is lame but the mutation I'd pick would be a 12" dick. I would never stop making "footlong" jokes.
Do you believe in extraterrestrial life?
February 3 2010, 12:17:35 #1242 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]
Given the size of the universe, extraterrestrial life is probable. I don't know whether there is anything to believe or not to believe. I do not believe that we have had any interaction with extraterrestrial life yet, if that's what you're referring to.
What is your opinion on the use of social networking sites?
February 3 2010, 22:38:59 #1254 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]
I use them because it would otherwise be impossible to keep up with my friends who do not have the time to write letters or take phone calls or even write emails of any notable length. And I believe that rapid availability of new information is super important.
Do you have any paranoias?
February 2 2010, 18:46:31 #1232 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll] [Ignore]
Annoyances thread!
My roommate has been snorting every 30 seconds for the past 2 weeks.
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February 3 2010, 13:06:22 #1246 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]
Cut his fucking nose off.
Or ask him to try to be quieter. If that doesn't work, there's always the cutting thing.
February 3 2010, 16:30:36 #1248 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]
It just took me an hour and a half to uninstall the FCKING Cisco VPN client... just so I could upgrade. SCREW YOU CISCO!
February 1 2010, 00:24:38 #1201 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll] [Ignore]
The iPad.
Thoughts?
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February 2 2010, 08:36:08 #1225 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]
@1223 MOST People don't want freaking $500+ tablets that run a locked-down smartphone operating system when they could easily get a netbook or laptop for under that amount that runs Linux or Windows.
Acer et al are doing what they do best: cheap PC laptops running Windows, which is still what most people want when it comes to a computer.
February 2 2010, 18:40:27 #1231 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]
@1225
MOST people don't know what "locked-down" means, nor would they care if they did.
"which is still what most people want when it comes to a computer"
What most people want is shifting dramatically from 5 years ago.
February 3 2010, 03:42:26 #1234 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]
I'd take a laptop over a tablet.
I'm also aware of what s/he means when s/he says locked down, and I do care.
I'm not hearing much about it that warrents the price when you can get things pretty cheap.
I think people will spend $61,489 (number is sarcastic obviously) if they are told it is good/looks good/ will make them crap candy.
January 18 2010, 12:29:56 #1093 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll] [Ignore]
Posting from a Palm Pre, people. What browser do yoi use?
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February 1 2010, 00:21:14 #1198 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]
Now that Chrome has extensions, I no longer have need for Firefox.
February 1 2010, 00:37:25 #1209 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]
I only use Firefox for Firebug. Killer app.
February 2 2010, 18:47:31 #1233 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]
I'm still waiting for good universal Javascript extensions. Really, there's no reason we shouldn't be able to do that already. GreaseMonkey is only halfway there.
Safari and Chrome. Mostly Safari.