December 9 2009, 21:26:51 #630 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll] [Saged x 1]

What do you think about the Victoria's Secret models? Personally, I think they're physically beautiful and amazingly fun to look at as an art form. But I'm not in the least sexually attracted to them... they're gorgeous but not the type of gorgeous I prefer. I feel that they would break in half if I hugged them, let alone fucked them.

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December 12 2009, 18:20:18 #702

wrong

December 12 2009, 22:18:20 #703

sage for nasty chicks

December 13 2009, 01:43:38 #709

703 best and most eloquent answer yet.

December 12 2009, 07:53:54 #699 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll] [Saged x 1]

Anyone on here canadian? where from, what do you do, basic questions.

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December 14 2009, 03:11:37 #723

i sage this post

November 20 2009, 14:20:16 #135 [1 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]

So, I would hazard a guess that many of us come from *chan style boards. How accurate is my hypothesis?

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November 20 2009, 16:42:30 #146

Hahaha, sounds like an excellent place to troll.

November 21 2009, 06:34:56 #172

@144 everything kind of encourages eventually looking at the jobs section though… you provided/bought OTHER services on craigslist, why not jobs in the future? a forum is totally unrelated to that.

@146 indeed! the /b/ is strong with you.

December 12 2009, 07:53:13 #698

regular channer, and I gotta say I agree about the craigslist forums >.>;

December 11 2009, 18:01:12 #688 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]

What a lovely evening.

1. I wanted to go do something fun this Friday evening but the husband didn't.

2. So I decide to relax with a shower and the hot water runs out in less than five minutes, leaving me not even enough time to rinse all the shampoo out of my hair while being blasted with icy cold water.

3. I get shampoo in my eye and it burns like hell.

Post truncated, open thread to view in full.

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December 11 2009, 21:33:22 #692

@691 Rather not get high, but getting drunk is an option...

December 11 2009, 23:17:36 #696

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8YvK4Nd108

December 12 2009, 03:40:51 #697

There's still time to take it easy~

November 15 2009, 17:39:05 #27 [1 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]

YouTube thread - post one good YouTube video & short description

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL4mywCOJXA

Music video for "Grounds for Divorce" by Elbow.

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December 10 2009, 23:08:45 #670

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfo-EGDBEAY

December 10 2009, 23:14:49 #671

@670 Video doesn't make sense but I like the song.

December 11 2009, 01:43:29 #681

Yeah, it doesn't make sense, but it sure is cool, right?

December 11 2009, 01:01:00 #679 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]

leekspin trolling!

What's the longest amount you've been able to get someone to watch leekspin for? I just got a guy to spin for 25 minutes.

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December 12 2009, 10:07:19 #701

wat

December 10 2009, 18:15:29 #650 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]

Flasks.

Do you have a flask? What's your favorite?

I had a "meh" flask from thinkgeek and loved it... until I left a little whiskey in it for about a month and the bottom rusted out. Shit's fucked up.

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December 10 2009, 20:37:11 #656

What the hell, your flask rusted out? Isn't it stainless steel? That sucks!

I've got a flask and a few unused backups in case anything happens to it. Haven't had much occasion to use it though, but it's fun.

December 10 2009, 22:58:56 #669

@656

Yeah, I was pissed. I considered keeping it but it fucking rusted. who knows what happened. The bottom was definitely cracked and eroded. Maybe related, I dunno, but there were weird markings on the outside - like mold had grown on it.

December 9 2009, 21:22:17 #628 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]

Question: What should be more important, your job or your wife/marriage?

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December 9 2009, 21:25:00 #629

Spouses come first. Always. If they aren't top priority, there's nothing to stop them from going from the #2 spot to the #102 spot.

December 10 2009, 01:16:05 #634

spouse first if you want to have a happy life.
I'm personally (not necessarily the smart plan I know) avoiding romantic contact so I may become successful doing what I want to do, unfettered. Spouse will come later or not at all, I have to take care of my family though so for me I have to worry about finances first.

December 8 2009, 21:58:10 #617 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]

ITT: What do you do when you're bored?

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December 9 2009, 06:43:04 #622

lurk, research, work, plan.
What would you suggest some one do when bored?

December 9 2009, 09:59:42 #624

Get on this site and say weird things. Or masturbate. Either works pretty well for alleviating boredom.

December 9 2009, 17:31:10 #626

Read, work on personal projects, do budget & bills

December 7 2009, 22:31:48 #587 [0 Agree] [0 Spam] [0 Troll]

ITT: if you could kill someone without ANY consequences, how would you do it?


myself? i would put them in a cooling room until their skin was cold enough so that i could pour turtle shell chocolate syrup on them so that it that hardens (just like when it hits cold ice cream.) then i would beat them to death using a tube sock full of Q-balls.

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December 7 2009, 23:16:09 #604

@602 That makes sense.

December 8 2009, 07:17:20 #612

Oy vey you crazy bastards.

Assuming a situation where for whatever reason one didn't have to worry about prosecution, I'd just shoot them. Why dick around?

On the other hand, if covering it up was important, I'd run them over with a rented or stolen (from another state) truck/SUV.

December 9 2009, 06:47:19 #623

seriously, if there are no consequences than whats the point of doing it creatively?
on that note though tie them to a springy rod and play tether ball with em (using cars)

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