November 16 2009, 14:26:11 #41 [0 Agree] [0 S] [0 T]

ITT: Best Omegle conversations. go.

Replies: 9

November 16 2009, 14:28:15 #42 [0 Agree] [0 S] [0 T]

A link is nice too: http://omegle.com/ [link]

December 1 2009, 03:46:07 #306 [0 Agree] [0 S] [0 T]

You: ATTENTION: NOTICE FROM OMEGLE.COM

The following information is given in accordance
with U.S. federal laws, §318.12.17 F.A.C.

The person you are chatting with has an IP address
of a registered sexual offender. Please use caution
when dealing with a potentially dangerous individual
and do not give out ANY personal information.

Automated message #36821.
The person you are chatting with cannot read this.
You: hey
Stranger: Hi
You: asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

December 1 2009, 09:29:37 #307 [0 Agree] [0 S] [0 T]

Haha, nice.

December 1 2009, 21:10:11 #311 [1 Agree] [0 S] [0 T]

You: ATTENTION: NOTICE FROM OMEGLE.COM

The following information is given in accordance
with U.S. federal laws, §318.12.17 F.A.C.

The person you are chatting with has an IP address
of a registered sexual offender. Please use caution
when dealing with a potentially dangerous individual
and do not give out ANY personal information.
You: hey
You: hello?
Stranger: AHH
Stranger: WHY IS IT SENDING ME A MESSAGE THAT UR SOME KIND OF OFFENDER
Stranger: GET AWAY FROM ME CREEP.
You: erm.. that was my dad
You: not me
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: BYE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



hahaha fucking stupid people on the internet

December 1 2009, 21:12:37 #312 [1 Agree] [0 S] [0 T]

Once I was Bel Airin' people on Omegle. A guy from India ended up recognizing the song and we had a nice conversation.

Yeah, that's all.

December 2 2009, 01:10:20 #315 [0 Agree] [0 S] [0 T]

@311 I totally fell for that once. But I kept talking to the person because I was so curious. We ended up having a really good talk and now we're facebook friends. ACTUAL TRUE STORY

December 13 2009, 06:41:23 #711 [0 Agree] [0 S] [0 T]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: i want my clit licked
You: i can do that for you
Stranger: are you horny?
You: of course i am
You: im on omegle
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: all the better
You: im guessing you are female? from your previous statment
Stranger: yeah
You: bi?
Stranger: bi
You: yay!
You: me too :D
Stranger: wicked!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Wisconsin, you?
Stranger: australia
You: hott ;)
You: so about this clit licking..
Stranger: i want it bad
You: how bad?
Stranger: i am soaking wet
You: me too
You: dripping almost
You: i need to be touched, just for a brief second before i go down on you
You: i want it too bad
Stranger: i want to taste you
You: oooh, please do
Stranger: you taste good! is this good for you?
You: mmmmmmmmm
You: very good
You: WAIT, WHATS THAT?????
You: A wild Abra has appeard!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

December 13 2009, 10:47:50 #712 [0 Agree] [0 S] [0 T]

wtf

December 13 2009, 13:42:47 #714 [0 Agree] [0 S] [0 T]

THROW THAT GODDAMN POKEBALL.