December 7 2009, 22:31:48 #587 [0 Agree] [0 S] [0 T]
ITT: if you could kill someone without ANY consequences, how would you do it?
myself? i would put them in a cooling room until their skin was cold enough so that i could pour turtle shell chocolate syrup on them so that it that hardens (just like when it hits cold ice cream.) then i would beat them to death using a tube sock full of Q-balls.
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December 7 2009, 22:35:59 #591 [0 Agree] [0 S] [0 T]
@588 yeah, i have thought about this for a while
December 7 2009, 22:41:00 #593 [0 Agree] [0 S] [0 T]
@588 Why? And why did you think of the chocolate sauce?
@590 I'm not entirely sure what kinds of experiments I'd do. When I was in high school I read this horrible, horrible book that thoroughly revealed every graphic detail of the torture the Nazi doctors performed on the concentration camp prisoners.
It made me feel like throwing up, but I loved it nonetheless. To clarify, I would NEVER actually murder someone, much less in such a brutal way, but the fact remains that I am fascinated by torture and would probably use it if I WERE to kill someone.
December 7 2009, 22:47:49 #597 [0 Agree] [0 S] [0 T]
@593 why the chocolate sauce? well, i would imagine after a session of Q-ball beating there would be bits of bloody chocolate/flesh shards that i could eat/share with the murderee.
December 7 2009, 22:53:38 #598 [0 Agree] [0 S] [0 T]
@597 EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! And if the murderee was dead, how would you share the chocolate/flesh shards with them?
December 7 2009, 22:55:37 #599 [0 Agree] [0 S] [0 T]
@598 i wouldnt beat them all the way to death before i stopped to share a quick snack with them.. that would just be rude
December 7 2009, 23:14:50 #602 [0 Agree] [0 S] [0 T]
Well, I'll assume that I had a good reason to kill them, as I have no desire to kill people usually. If so, I would prefer to use a sharp knife to the heart. It is personal, quick, and not excessively messy.
December 7 2009, 23:16:08 #603 [0 Agree] [0 S] [0 T]
Slitting a throat would also be acceptable, but that can cause quite a large spray of blood, which is undesirable.
December 8 2009, 07:17:20 #612 [0 Agree] [0 S] [0 T]
Oy vey you crazy bastards.
Assuming a situation where for whatever reason one didn't have to worry about prosecution, I'd just shoot them. Why dick around?
On the other hand, if covering it up was important, I'd run them over with a rented or stolen (from another state) truck/SUV.
December 9 2009, 06:47:19 #623 [0 Agree] [0 S] [0 T]
seriously, if there are no consequences than whats the point of doing it creatively?
on that note though tie them to a springy rod and play tether ball with em (using cars)